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1/??????????? oh god it's time

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preface this doesn't go to isaac or allison or ANYONE this is strictly brocode material

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i got in an argument (sort of) with derek and he gave me this face and i DID SOMETHING REALLY STUPID

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i

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definitely

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wasn't thinking and freakin
kissed
derek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you need a minute to let that sink in because i still do!!!!!

i'm almost done i promise

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THIS IS LIKE FIVE ALARM ALERT SITUATION RIGHT NOW

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SIX OR SEVEN ALARM
I TOTALLY FUCKED OFF AFTER TOO

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maybe that'll make it better??? maybe we can both just forget this horrifyingly embarrassing incident

sorry for your inbox spam i'm done now i swear

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if you need me i'll never be leaving my room again
except to jump out the window

cracks knuckles x(

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STILES

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okay first of all wow that confidence i kinda wanna kiss you now
like i didn't know you had it in you and wow just
proud

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SECOND WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU LEAVE
did you at least see his reaction?????
what happened no you're not allowed to freak out you have to tell me everything

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i'm seriously gonna punch you for being dumb no you don't get to forget it either
you can't not talk to derek i will actually not leave you alone until you do
what if he's sitting on his bed rn thinking about how soft your lips are??????????
oh stiles is so soft against my rough man beard
you need to talk to him

uno mas

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also maybe wait like 5mins before coming to the room

DONE

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isaac is naked

1/2...i think

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ew well that sure got my mind off of things
gross i would rather think about the potential ruining of a friendship than isaac being naked
or you having sex
as much as i love you i don't need to see your butt

nope /3 i lied again

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i'm gonna go to the game room you guys just
keep sexin it up
i am going to forget this entire affair ever happened and wait for my inevitable death from derek ripping my puny head off

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also his reaction was "what the fuck"
not in so many words but
which is exactly what my reaction is
"what the fuck, stiles"

1/?? who knows not shari

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my butt is cute

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nope nuh uh if you're going to game room i'll meet you there in like ten minutes
isaac's worried he told me to go fix you
which is exactly what i plan on doing okay so i will meet you in the gaming room
don't be dumb until i get there

ok fin

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i can't believe you just ran away
did you even say anything???
you have to text him
my tummy feels like mush

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ok sure if you say so
texting him is the opposite of what i'm going to do what is wrong with your stomach??
and why is isaac worried??? oh my god
i regret everything involved with this situation

1/2

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STOP
STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
we are not going down this cliche 14 year old girl route okay
i will slap you just stop
isaac is worried because i said you were in need of bro time
i'll make it up to him later so it's okay
and my tummy is filled with butterflies for you because this is actually really cute

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putting pants on!!!! be there soon