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Uh, right, you've reached Scott. I can't pick up right now but you can go ahead and leave a message. Talk to you later.

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i didn't do anything
well i did a little something but i was subtle
and i didn't tell isaac anything!!

1/3

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1, i have never seen you be subtle about things involving possible ~romantic intentions~ in your entire life and i've known you since you cried about having cooties from one of the girls in our kindergarten class

[hypercompetent]

2, you didn't have to tell isaac anything because he like straight up questioned me
like
awkwardly
reverse psychology sexually
and it was really terrifying
and also unfortunately apparently informative

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and 3
OH MY GOD /SCOTT/ WHAT DID YOU DO.

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I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I PROMISE I SWEAR
I CAN EVEN SHOW YOU
i said i'd break his face but i didn't say why
i just said i would

and then we started talking about ice cream

[hypercompetent]

SCOTT
OH MY GOD YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST SAID STRAIGHT OUT "HEY MAN STILES' TOTALLY GOT A THING FOR YOU"
JASLF;JASDKLGBD

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I SWEAR I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION YOU I SWEAR
actually he mentioned you SO
YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT ME I LITERALLY DID NOTHING

[hypercompetent]

WHY ELSE WOULD YOU BREAK HIS FACE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY GET ALONG NOW oh my god
he puts together context clues!!!!

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I'M PRETTY SURE I JUST CONFUSED HIM OKAY
IT'S FINE HE'S FINE YOU'RE FINE WE'RE FINE

[hypercompetent]

i'm going to die of mortification
right here