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ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴘᴜᴘᴘʏ sᴄᴏᴛᴛ ᴍᴄᴄᴀʟʟ (◡‿◡✿) ([personal profile] exercise) wrote2013-10-06 01:05 pm
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Uh, right, you've reached Scott. I can't pick up right now but you can go ahead and leave a message. Talk to you later.

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hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (but i'm half as liked)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
about what?!?!
oh my god what
what is happening to me right now
am i dreaming
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (some nights i wish they'd fall off)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
holy fucking what
you think i'm in love with derek
hypercompetent: <user name="vertigo" site="insanejournal.com"> (i often find myself here thinking)

...oops 2/3

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
are you werewolf high
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (oh lord i'm still not sure)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
also my boners are totally my business and if you're sniffing them that's--

[ oops ]

oh
still think you're werewolf high
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (to jack my style)

1/???

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
hypercompetent: <user name="vertigo" site="insanejournal.com"> (just know that it's bigger)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ BUT I NEVER ]
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (humble me)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ .............................

wait there was that one time ]
hypercompetent: <user name="corelite"> (break up.)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ where does he even start with this

IS THIS A REVELATION OF SOME KIND OH GOD

WHY IS THIS AN INTERVENTION ]
hypercompetent: <user name="easycompany"> (get fans)

hitting send probably helps womp i'm done

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-10 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh god he's been dreaming about derek what the fuck ]

god i really hope not
i kinda feel like it right now
i think i might be dreaming this
hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (save that for the)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-11 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
we didn't go on a date!
seriously it was the dude's birthday
and no one else freakin knows it but me because i looked at his freakin police records
nobody wants to sit around and brood on their birthday
see look
completely platonic!



ew
gross i really don't want to think about peter
i think that's worse

hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (one night stand)

1/2

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ is it really that bad
oh god it's that bad ]


for the record i looked into his police file because of his homicidal ex girlfriend
that sounds even worse
jesus it's not like that ok???

hypercompetent: <user name="melocoton"> (some nights i call it a draw)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-11 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ after a few minutes of nothing ]

FINE
fine this
doesn't leave this text message thing
ok
not to isaac or allison or cora or anyone
i trust you dude



maybe a little bit.
but it's not a big deal ok?
i mean it's not like
epic lydia proportions
i'm still getting over her being gone i mean we kissed like twice while she was here
and besides it wouldn't happen in like a thousand million billion zillion years
for a multitude of reasons
hypercompetent: <user name="easycompany"> (that would be the evidence)

[personal profile] hypercompetent 2013-11-11 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
you know
allison told me the same thing when she left, haha
not about derek but the same idea

i dunno, man
it's hard to just...stop loving someone
but i mean when she kissed me after the panic attack i kinda thought she was going to do it again like it meant something besides that
and she didn't
just got my hopes up i guess
maybe you're right, idk
but i definitely don't think settling is the problem
heather might've been settling
i don't think this is
i'm pretty damn sure it's not
but it's just not that easy in like
49062409684507 ways



that is so not how i imagined this operation going down
(heh going down)
but i'm so good with it operation i'm not a sacrifice 2k14 is live