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Uh, right, you've reached Scott. I can't pick up right now but you can go ahead and leave a message. Talk to you later.

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[hypercompetent]

I think your boyfriend is trying to hit on me

Text 1/idk man idk

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um
remain calm
if you don't move maybe he won't see you

DONE

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KIDDING
wolves are territorial though
i'll fight you for him you'd better back off

just kidding he's not flirting
though maybe if he is it'll be some good practice for when you flirt with derek
am i right?????

1/2

[hypercompetent]

holy jesus dude you can have him
like i am two seconds from yelling stranger danger
blowing my imaginary rape whistle

[hypercompetent]

.............................wait WHAT

1/2

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don't do that!!
he's trying to be helpful okay
just pat his head and say good job

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also
/seriously/
dude i know you better than you know yourself

you want it

[hypercompetent]

about what?!?!
oh my god what
what is happening to me right now
am i dreaming

1/2 again weep

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are you going to seriously tell me you haven't like
noticed it?
am i one step ahead of you for once??
let me live in this moment
oh man it's so nice
is this what it feels like to be you
like it this what you feel like all the time
ahhhhhhh

2/3 nvm

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i'm not a scientist or anything okay but
bodies have natural reactions when they think about people they're into/people they love
and werewolves
( as in everyone around you )
can pick up on those little tells

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I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT BONERS JESUS
i mean like
heart beat
breathing
pupils dilating

[hypercompetent]

holy fucking what
you think i'm in love with derek

...oops 2/3

[hypercompetent]

are you werewolf high

[hypercompetent]

also my boners are totally my business and if you're sniffing them that's--

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oh
still think you're werewolf high

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wow never said that
are you??????????

werewolves can't get high [ missing the joke for 500 ]

i don't sniff out your boners oh my god that's gross
at least not purposely
no nope no we're not talking about this

i'm just saying when you snore out "derek" in the middle of the night
while slobbering all over your pillow
yeah that means something

1/???

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[ BUT I NEVER ]

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wait there was that one time ]

[hypercompetent]

[ where does he even start with this

IS THIS A REVELATION OF SOME KIND OH GOD

WHY IS THIS AN INTERVENTION ]

hitting send probably helps womp i'm done

[hypercompetent]

[ oh god he's been dreaming about derek what the fuck ]

god i really hope not
i kinda feel like it right now
i think i might be dreaming this