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Uh, right, you've reached Scott. I can't pick up right now but you can go ahead and leave a message. Talk to you later.

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You're welcome

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You better work bitch.

1/3 best boyfriend best girlfriend

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was that a poem

2/3

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i didn't know you were the sensitive type that's so cute

3/3

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wait did you call me a bitch????????

[ IS THAT A DOG JOKE?????????????? because you are the lady here isaac, not scotty. ]

1/2

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dude what how would that even be a poem???
No its a britney spears song
a really bad one.

I was bored.

2/2

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[ He is definitely not the lady, take that back. ]

Technically britney called us both bitches
I was just relaying what she had to say to you.

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it rhymed!! it could be a poem
i thought bugatti was like a type of bread
it sounds like it

oh well
next time you see her tell her that's rude
unless she meant it as a compliment in which case thank you

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I thought that was like baguette or something.
You should ask Allison she's like french isnt she????

I promise if I ever meet britney spears that I will tell her that and then ask her why she shaved off all her hair.

UNEXPECTED SECOND TEXT

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Do you think she's a werewolf or something?

JESUS

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sending her a text right now

you think she's a werewolf cause she's bald???
am i balding or something???????

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Im gonna ask her what baguette means it looks french right???

shes not bald anymore.
no.
but like your boss is a witch so why cant she be a werewolf or a wereiguana?

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she says it's a car so i guess you were right the first time
it totally sounds like bread
did you know pain is french for bread???
i feel like that's deep

are wereiguanas a thing?
and he's not a witch he's a druid thing
i g............uess she could be something??? man i hope our next bad guy is not britney spears

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the french are crazy.

Yeah wereiguanas are a thing
jackson was one.
a druid thing is basically a witch.
if she is just tell her that you dont wanna work

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i know right???
eating pain is so badass
i wanna be french

what
he was a werelizard okay there's a difference
but i still want a hot body
i wanna work, bitch